They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
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I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
SITTING NEXT TO A CIRCUS PERFORMER AT PLANNED PARENTHOOD. THIS IS MY LIFE.
So my quick shower turned into a "lay in the shower and let the hot water reign over you because you are too hungover to wash your hair" shower. I'll be there closer to 1:30!
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
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she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
Getting drunk at 9 am is not a super power.
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
Always great to be boarding a plane when you realize that what you thought was gas is actually very untrustworthy
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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