Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
Coffee flavored vodka sounded like such a good idea at the time. Now i never want to drink coffee again.
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
just threw up on dog. broke microwave with cheese and spoon. having a bath with my barbies singing final countdown.
before you ask yes i found the absinthe under your bed. ITS THE FINAL COUNTDOWWWWNNNNNN
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
Just sent my mother the text "we need to get our vaginas looked at this thursday". Hows your day going?
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
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