Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
I just saw a 3 year old try to break out of a daycare by driving a big wheel at full speed into a metal gate. Today is going to be epic.
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
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It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
He called his prostate his "boner button".
I have the coolest burn here. Everyone is taking my picture. I'm like a celebrity of the burn victims.
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
I need to find more Xanax, my Grandpa doesent leave for another week and he's made it a mission to get me to come out of the closet as a xmas gift to my parents.
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Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
So I stole cocaine from one of my Tinder hookups
And that is the most millennial sentence I've ever said
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
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