we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
He says he invented a new sex move called The Redbird that we can only do when I'm on my period. Should I be concerned?
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
For future reference: When the bouncer is approaching you to remove you from his bar, you don't respond by taking off your pants.
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
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