Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
Dude I was walking down the street and threw up in a plastic cvs bag. Tequila wins again.
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
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