Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
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The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
I just remembered that I did shots out of a gay mans crotch. And there's someone saved in my phone as "Miranda knows where my car is"
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
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Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
Who the fuck cries when they're stoned?!
Sorry man I just really wanted a McChicken
Someone put pennies in the toilet. This isn't a fucking wishing well
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
Mass text: You have all failed me. How have the people I loved so much let me go so long in life without ever eating a McRib sandwich?!
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