I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
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We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
Why is the garage door in the middle of the street?
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
Sometimes I feel like I should become a beautician purely for my ability to shave pretty shapes into my pubic hair.
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hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
You know its a good night when ur woken up by the bartender asking you how he ended up at your house
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