Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
She looked like cheddar but tasted like limburger...
how the fuck does easy mac keep making itself at 3am when i'm wasted? what is this phenomenon?
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
I just came so hard my vision went blurry. I can only hope one day I'll find a man that can accomplish what my left hand does on a tri-daily basis.
...and if you can get the necessary ingredients to make the Buffalo Chicken Melt, I will latch forever at your Teat of Justice.
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
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