The best revenge is premature balding
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
Oh I forgot to tell you one of the little boys in my preschool class was wearing a Hooters tank top today.
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
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I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
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It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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