She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
I believe that I finger-banged my way to the top of the corporate ladder.
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
Dude. When are you coming home? I'm laying in bed watching the Grinch and trying to pet a cat that I'm not even sure exists.
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
How do I explain to work that I woke up in my underwear on a trampoline and that I'm not coming in?
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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