his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
Apparently I called him, said "vodka" and then hung up on him.
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
Dude. He almost took three different girls home, all while dressed up as Amy Winehouse. If he goes as Kurt Cobain next weekend, we're screwed.
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
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