apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
I love my grandma, but if I have to sit and watch one more show on Bravo, I'm gonna burn her fuckin house to the ground
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
I need to shotgun another beer. Where's the machete?
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
Repeat. Dildo on the ceiling, confiscated potato shooter, and bottle of yegger. Repeat. Ceiling dildo and yegger.
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
The highlight of the night was when he yelled "WAS THIS CONDOM MADE FOR TODDLERS??"
There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
That moment when you’re at the doctor to give a sperm sample you’re only getting 3G so the porn is buffering
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