sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
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You don't know the meaning of what the fuck until you wake up naked and alone in someone's bed staring at a dead squirrel on their dresser.
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
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I found her in my pantry with her shirt off twerking...I tapped her on the shoulder and she said she was giving Chef Boyardee a show and to give her a minute...
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
After passing out at the kitchen table, you woke up in my parents bed in between them. With no pants on.
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
hurry up. it's a friday night and i'm drinking in my office by myself. wearing a stewie griffin costume. the cleaning lady is judging me.
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