Midget Michael Jackson impersonator dancing to Beat it in Penn Station almost caused me to miss my train. God, I
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
the fact that he forgave me for making out with the bartender is proof that i can fuck my way out of anything.
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
We can't stop being roommates, you do such a good job of holding my hair back when I puke. I don't wanna buy hair elastics.
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
The lady that was sitting beside me thought the best way to cheer herself up was to pet and ruffle my hair while crying and telling me her problems...
sitting in a shitty karaoke bar playing pokemon go and drinking a mimosa. how is your sunday night
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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