I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
Things bear mace does not do: repel bears. Things bear mace does do: piss off bears, give bystanders asthma attacks. Lesson learned
I owe a guy a shoe because I threw it over a fence. That is all.
Why do I even exist?
Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
I just remembered that you tried to trade me for a glass of wine
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
He fell asleep during FOREPLAY. Sober!!!
Im outta here as soon as my phone charges wtf
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
my life is like one bad, slutty lifetime movie.
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