Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
walked into class wearing my zorro costume. some girl just said "oh my god, i fucked zorro this weekend." I found her.
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
You brought a jar of mayonnaise to bed. It doesn't get any worse than that.
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
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