Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
and then at some point during the night I ended up holding a baby
Why was a baby at a karaoke bar, and were you wasted?
only slightly. thats not the point. it was a cute baby.
Well someone is clearly not winning the parent of the year award here
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
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