I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
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We folded our dollar bills into airplanes. This really makes the strippers work for it. Like air miles.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
Ok I am NOT pregnant. I could shove coal up my vagina and my uterus would turn it into a diamond in a matter of minutes
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He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
I just watched our fat male neighbor dibble a soccer ball across the lawn. It looked like Baywatch with diabetes
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned