did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
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The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
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So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
I found dried jizz from last night on my leg while feeding an infant a bottle. I am not fit to care for children
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts