i really did not know you could catch crabs from a sofa until now
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
So you walked 4 miles to get home but stopped by the store first to get a vegetable tray? How drunk were you?
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The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
Apparently she was filling Miller Lite bottles with water because I refused to be seen drinking water in a bar
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
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he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
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