Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
i think i just puked on my phone
we live great lives
zippers are such a cool invention
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
I just woke up to people screaming "funnel" in my kitchen....
Happy St. Patrick's Day.
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
Dude, he turned on “London Bridge” by Fergie and GAVE ME A LAP DANCE.
So, I found your eyebrow, someone glued it in between my eyebrows so I looked like I had a unibrow when I went to work...
I had to break up with her. She was sending me study schedules and recipes for vegan lasagna. I’m just trying to survive man
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
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