I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
Xanax and allergy medicine look a lot alike when you spill them on the floor. Just saying that I still have allergies but I'm unsure if I still have legs
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
afterward, he apologized, hugged me, and then gave me a granola bar and said “this is my apology gift.”
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
I am now "wine pairing" tums flavors with my strongbow, because apparently hard cider gives me heartburn.
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours