how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
Got some good news and bad news about the hayride this weekend.
The good news is its still on, the bad news is we don't have any hay. The best news, if you drink enough you won't give a fuck that its just a trailer.
You straight up wore me out. This should be a proud moment for you. It's almost like my penis is asking for a timeout. But not really
these are times I'm glad I'm Jewish because the Torah is just like "drink, eat, and fuck"
My dream of watching a live dick sword fight might never be realized now. Currently sobbing, shots to follow
Yes. I am out of condoms. I kept filling them with glow paint and playing with them when I was on mushrooms, which resulted in me having unprotected sex last weekend
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
I'm pretty sure I just won at life. I touched the bushy tail of a squirrel while he had his mouth full and was digging in a plant on campus. That is all.
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
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