my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
Sorry man, but I'd rather do drugs with strangers than watch sports with you. It's not personal, drugs always beat sports.
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
You told me that you would let her eat cake off of your ass, then fell asleep on the floor
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
you kept shouting 'jesus penis' when i was on the phone with 911
in the past 2 days I've ruined2-3 lives, made 2 men quit the bar, started a Wednesdays only affair, ended it, ruined that engagement and had my tires slashed by a jealous bouncer. please stop letting me out....
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
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