we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Dude, I woke up in the middle of the night and your room mate was just standing there at the foot of the bed, watching us sleep.. you don't remember me shaking the shit out of you to tell you this?!
This could explain the reason why I've been finding his clothing and keys scattered in random parts of my room..
AND THIS DOESN'T WORRY YOU?!
just when i thought things couldnt get worse, the batteries died in my vibrator.
where are my pants?
you were passing out with two blankets and the person next to you was cold so you gave him your pants to keep warm
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I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
You tried to convince me you were sober by doing jumping jacks. For an hour.
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
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Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
She keeps comparing me to her favorite dildo and I don’t know if I’m flattered or creeped out
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