Our relationship is like that beach boys song "help me Rhonda" and I'm fucking Rhonda. And Rhondas's the whore in case you've never heard it.
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
Drunk. But sober enough to know I hate gymnastics.
Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
Do you just want me to shit in a Jack-o-latern
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