whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
Just went over my top ten highlight reel with that guy I'm fucking. It was like we were sports announcers. But about sex.
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
I literally just ordered a gold medal online that is engraved with his name, "01.01.16", and "BEST SEX EVER"
Its okay. I just know how you can text with your hands cuffed behind you back, so I had no idea what "oh shit" meant.
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
Just got my second shot
Baller. We’re going to be knee deep in strippers and coke in 10 days
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