I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
My piss changed color midstream. Think that means I have a 50/50 chance of passing the test?
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
Woke her up in the middle of the night with the smell from a fart. So proud of my colon.
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
I just recorded myself pooping, then uploaded to google drive, then connected to my pc through teamviewer then downloaded it, then played it to the living room while still pooping. God I love the internet.
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
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