Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
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I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
All of our toilets in my house are broken. Thank God I've practiced peeing in the sink enough.
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
"Local woman assaults strangers with sex toy" is a headline I never want to be about me.
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How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
You would be successful and sober without me. you can't turn your bakon me now
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
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