Life Lesson Number 76: Masturbating into a sock is useless if there is a hole in it.
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
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There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
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"There should be some kind of award for sleeping with your ex 9 times in 3 days."
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
Gotta say, self-deprecating Lord of the Rings-themed sex jokes were not on my agenda for today.
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