I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
I walked into the bathroom of the hotel and she's in the bath tub with a guy she met a day ago. They were sharing a shrimp cocktail platter and shot gunning bud lights. Oh and it was noon.
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
THEY SELL PREFROZEN MARGARITAS AND THEY COME WTH A STRAW. MY PRIORITIES ARE IN ORDER
I just finished a four mile round trip walk to CVS to buy shaving cream and lube. You're welcome.
you called me drunk last night to talk about summoning sex demons with magic WTF
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
If I don't get alcohol poisoning from tonight I don't think i ever will.
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