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you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"

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(618): View more from Illinois

bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented

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(267): View more from Pennsylvania

My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.

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I feel so much closer to you now that I heard your poop splash into the toilet.

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(978): View more from Massachusetts

The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous

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(604): View more from British Columbia

I woke up to an email from Groupon for 3 laser lipo treatments...on Valentine's Day...way to kick me when I'm down Groupon.

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(815): View more from Illinois

Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?

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(812): View more from Indiana

If you need me I'll be getting drunk in a chewbacca onsie like a real adult.

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(573): View more from Missouri

my alarm on my phone broke at the bar sooo i had to sleep with someone so i'd wake up on time for work.

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