Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I am looking at the epitome of fake boobs right now
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
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Thru out the entire phone conversation I went from thinking: he's making a gay come-on, to he's trying to sell me drugs, before realizing he was offering me a job with an internet company. Things are gonna be awkward in class this week.
My financial advisor filed my girlfriend's abortion under "investments" so my wife wouldn't find out
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
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I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
You literally spelled every word wrong or with numbers except for "drunk", which you used all caps for.
I felt the need to accentuate it....
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
God I love dating single dads. They've got their shit at least a little bit together and there's always snacks after sex. #nakedfruitrollups
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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