do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
on a related note, did you know that the fire alarm in our apartment talks?
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
I was trying to be really smart and save 10 dollars for each cab there and back. ...so I ripped a $20 dollar bill in half.
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
You are a magnificent human being. I love you from head to toe. This wine is DELICIOUS.
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
Next time, please cut me off before I'm at the point of pooping in the bathtub again
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
im in DESPERATE NEED OF A COMPANION RIGHT NOW I’M MOTHER FUCKING TRIPPING SOLID GOLD BALLS
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