dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
Everytime she opens her mouth it's like a fucking terrorist attack on my life.
i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
you left your shoes but remembered to take your vodka. i see where your priorities are.
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
I could run a drunk marathon in heels
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
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