we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
You know it's time to do the dishes when you take shots of water out of a sake glass...
And you wonder why you're always one of the guys?
All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
i don't think fitbit tracks "flipping the fuck out" as activity.
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
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