we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
you scanned your fake to get into the dorm last night and when the lady told you it was the wrong card you looked at her and said this is who i am thursday night
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I don't even have to sign up for karaoke at duncans anymore. The karaoke ppl just sign me up themselves. Without my consent. I also sang stacys mom to some lady named Stacy who's mom died yesterday.
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
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I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
He's a waiter, looks 15, and told me he loved me after only talking to me for 30 minutes. I told him I wanted a margarita. We got 3 free pitchers. I may have to make this our regular Wednesday night hangout.
its the kind of pain that only someone with a fucking elephant on their head would understand. I'm never drinking again.
Honestly I miss having a gay roommate. His female friends' implicit trust in him would carry over to me even though they knew Im straight. Best unintentional wingman ever.
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
Let's try finding a bar where there aren't people who want to hang me from a tree by my nutsack
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