I got chris browned last night
Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
I feel like we should actually go to church one of these days to thank god for saving us from herpes and babies.
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
Randomize
