Goal for tonight: Make one last drunken mistake for the semester.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
at what point did putting a bag of doritos in the freezer seem like a really good idea?
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
Wonderful brian is stoned out of his mind, floating in a lawn chair in the hot tub eating a giant plate of macaroni and staring at the moon
I'm looking forward to the release of my future best seller - "Three Words to Make Your Relationship 100% Better: Surprise Blow Jobs"
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
Done
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
Randomize
