Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
it glows. i had to have it.
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
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I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
I have been sober for so long that I miss hangovers... what is happening to this summer?
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
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Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
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