So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
My brother brings gifts into my room to wrap them. It's a pizza cutter and a box of condoms..
So he just rolled over in his sleep and said "that's a punctuation mark..."
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
And I'd make him talk dirty to me. In Forrest Gump's voice.
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
I imagine it like the scene in Sorceror's Stone, but instead of flying keys, it's flying dicks.
That is a dream.
he had hair everywhere except his balls
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
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