Okay just took the preggers test..and im NOT! :)
awesome babe! drinks tonight!
Wait does the happy face mean yes? fuck.
She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
remember about an hour ago when i told you i was never drinking again? i may or may not be mixing malibu with caprisun. just saying.
I realized tonight the smell of my dirty pads remind me of my grandfather.
I just spit my fake tooth out at a customer. I think he thought it was my bubble gum though so it's ok.
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
I think I'm going to call this chapter of my life story "Weekday day-drinking in the park isn't just for the homeless!"
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
The dude is a cop how would I ever date a cop I wouldn't be able to talk about the first TWENTY-SEVEN years of my life!
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
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