It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
I just dried my bra with your hair straightener because the drier is broken again.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
I wanna get a tattoo next to my tattoo that says, my ex did this so don't fucking ask
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
And then she grabbed my dick and started singing 'ring ring ring ring banana phone'
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