He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
The other night I NICELY told her she looked like Jack Sparrow
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
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