Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
ok, I understand that your bathroom door is broken, but at least close the blinds next time you take a shit. The entire parking garage just watched you.
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
Dignity is for republicans.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
#1 benefit of having an equality sticker on my car: some girl flashed me while i was driving home
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
She flashed them and they let her pay with Monopoly money. I'm married, so it is your obligation as my best man to repeatedly fuck her for me
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
Randomize