do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
then they caught me trying to hide the turtle in the fridge
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
We didn't want to make a pit stop so I just helped my husband pee in a bottle. No one told me this was part of love.
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
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