Well apparently he's into motor boating.
I just put lube in Matt's bellybutton. He looks unhappy.
Its Friday night, and I'm sitting at home watching are you smarter then a 5th grader, drinking vodka. I got every single question wrong. Clearly you see where I'm headed in life.
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
i'm not sure when it happened but apparently now it's topless bar night, im wearing a leotard and everyone is looking at me like i'm cheating.
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
Drunk texting is the poetry of my life
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
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