question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
So never has there been a greater Valentine's Day gift than you actually putting a new roll of toilet paper on for me after using the old roll up! You didn't even use the new roll. You clearly put that on from a gentleman's standpoint vs. a selfish standpoint. I love you!!!!
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
We need some Captain and Fanta. That shit will change your life. Sidenote, bring an IV drip to hook me to in the morning
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
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