So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
Hows this for an invention: a toilet that weighs your poop
I just got fire extinguished by his roommate while we were having sex. That's just taking cock blocking to a whole new level.
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
You face planted into a car door. And somehow didn't drop your burrito.
You owe me new eyes. The ones I have are burned with your balls into the back of my eyes. And every time I close them, your balls are right there...
Just bartered a McD's cheeseburger and fries for two pitchers. Oregon Trail ain't got shit on me.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
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