i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
Let me make this really simple. We woke up this morning and fucked three times. When I got up and took a shower she cleaned up the mess from last night and did the dishes. Then we went out and she bought me brunch. I don't give a FUCK how much you don't like her.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
Also I want everyone to be drunk at my funeral. Instead of wearing black just blackout. That way everyone can celebrate how fun I was
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
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