Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
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I've never seen so many strippers at a funeral...
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
Oh, and thanks to you. I'm now stuck in the living room, held hostage, listening to my roommate's "How I discovered I was bi" story. FUCK YOU.
six ambien and a bong later...he was calling me blueberry princess who need rescuing from the evil oven, and he was sir Eatsalot.
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I feel like when purchasing hard liquor on a Monday I also need to buy a happy 21st bday card to not seem so pathetic
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
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