I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
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Good thing I was dressed to impress in my "I went nuclear on my wings" shirt even the girls are making out and I'm still 7th wheeling it...
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
I had one glass of wine then passed out for 4 hours. It's like I'm having a quarter-life crisis.
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If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
O was like, nah, fuck 50-50. My version of bi is that i'm 80% gay, 20% drug-addled decisions. Apparently he's straight on hallucinogens.
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
i just read a article called "Booze, Drugs, and Bipolar Disorder"... i think someone is writing the memoirs of my life
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