I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
I make my boyfriend pay for half of my birth control. We call it his monthly rent.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
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walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
A 74 year old man offered to let me sleep on his pull out couch last night.
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This guy on Hoarders just said "we're all about 4 or 5 decisions away from shitting in a bucket". True dat
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
Just woke up to find that I'd left a stove burner on for the past 6 hours or so. I'm now banned from Ambien cooking.
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day ππ#pensacolaproblems
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
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