Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
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That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
I received a text promising me sex if I drove to Memphis this weekend. Too bad for my penis that we're watching zombie movies and playing cards.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
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I just farted so loud someone came to check on me. Thought something fell in my office.
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
It was the needle in the haystack of teary, unpleasant handjobs.
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
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