Burger king has cupcake flavored milkshakes. God dammit America.
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
If you're ever desperate for a guy's #, ask him to call your lost cell phone so you can find it. Some genius used that on me last night. FML
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
I knew you were super hungover. But so hungover you fire our house cleaner because her vacuums too loud is excessive
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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