I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
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Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
Got a traffic ticket on the way home.. Literally cost me $171 to give him a blowjob. I swear the officer could smell the cum in my hair.
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just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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