Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
i threw up in his kitchen sink and then used a measuring cup to drink water because i couldn't find a clean glass. i just threw up down the stairs. it's gonna be a long walk home.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
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Not only do I have sand in my ass, but a crab pinched me while we were fucking. Still totally worth it.
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
I couldn't sleep so I drunk ellipticaled for an hour. Worst. Idea. Ever.
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
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We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
Dude...itll be a youre-still-a-dick-but-a-hot-one-angry-hate-evil-spite kinda fuck. This is acceptable.
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
Text me some of your sweat
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