I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
Mr. Last Night just informed me I told him to be very quiet when he left this morning and high-fived him as a goodnight kiss. Drunk me is slutty and manly.
you went into starbucks asked for a mocha "on the rocks"
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
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