Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
Had a dream last night where I asked you how your Christmas was and your response was, “sex, man. Just lots and lots of sex.”
Good god. A spell so dry your friends actually commit it to their subconscious!
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