love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I swear she didn't look like that last week.
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
Dude, just paid my sister in vicodin to go out and buy me a slushie.
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he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
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Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
No dude 10 parakeets in your bedroom is 9 parakeets too many. Bring them back. Today!
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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